Hello @chris786,
Thank You for posting your query onto the Forum.
Well, there was minor fix into the formula and the results will be achieved as you’re expecting. You’d reference the formula as “ALL( Products )” i.e. referencing the naked table whilst it should have been “ALL( Products[SKU] )” referencing a particular column. Below are the formulas alongwith the screenshot of the result provided for the reference -
Top 10 SKU Sales =
CALCULATE( [Total Sales] ,
TOPN( 10 , ALL( Products[SKU] ) , [Total Sales] , DESC ) ,
VALUES( Products[SKU] ) )
Top 10 SKU Profit =
CALCULATE( [Total Profit] ,
TOPN( 10 , ALL( Products[SKU] ) , [Total Profit] , DESC ) ,
VALUES( Products[SKU] ) )
I’m also attaching the working of the PBIX file for the reference.
Hoping you find this useful and meets your requirements that you’ve been looking for. 
Thanks and Warm Regards,
Harsh
TOPN - Harsh.pbix (970.5 KB)